retirement, Piggy, lime-green bedsheets
ratty boatshoes, the platonic infinite, sleeping on the couch
warblers, vicarious obsession, doomed love
19th-century bedfellows, romantic friendship, Appalachia heartache
RuPaul, mens athleisurewear, eternal queer boyhood
Grindr, Buffalo Wild Wings, playing masc
Big Brother auditions, villainy, gay self-hate
West Hollywood, diva pop, belated coming-of-age
New England spinsters, Michigan twinks, romantic opting out
binge-eating videos, Eve Babitz, L.A. girl hedonists
antebellum astronomy, women geniuses, Marilyn Monroe
West Palm Beach, Parisian torment, other people's grandmas
cat-sitting, HGTV hetero-fantasy, vicarious domesticity
bridal game shows, catering hall buffets, queer self-denial
candle vloggers, suburban YouTube queens, gay glamour
Mob Wives, feminist mobster fictions, confessional redemption
Real Housewives, faking cancer, 19th-century sentimentality
Scream Queens, gay icons, unraveling femininity
reality-TV docu-soaps, bad energy, the new fun
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